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DILF Long N Soft Beard Oil | Jojoba X Castor
DILF Long N Soft Beard Oil | Jojoba X Castor
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Give your beard the nourishment, strength, and shine it deserves with DILF Beard Oil—a quick-absorbing, dry-touch formula that conditions without leaving a greasy residue. Packed with a potent blend of natural oils, this beard oil promotes growth, prevents dryness, and keeps your beard looking effortlessly smooth and radiant.
And the best part? It leaves a subtle, invigorating scent that lingers just enough to turn heads, not overwhelm.
Why You’ll Love It:
💨 Fast-Absorbing, Dry-Touch Formula – No greasy finish, just soft, nourished, manageable hair.
🌱 100% Natural Oils – A powerful blend of moisturizing, strengthening, and growth-supporting oils.
✨ Light, Subtle Fragrance – Naturally scented with rosemary & basil essential oils—no overpowering cologne vibes.
🧴 Effortless Application – Flip-top bottle with orifice reducer for precision control.
🕰 Long-Lasting & Shelf-Stable – 18-month shelf life so you can enjoy every drop.
🧔 For All Beard Types – Works on stubble, full beards, and everything in between (just keep it off your eyelashes!).
Ingredients (And Why They Work):
🌻 Sunflower Oil – Rich in Vitamin E, deeply moisturizes, and protects beard strands from damage.
🍇 Grapeseed Oil – Lightweight & non-greasy, softens beard hair without clogging pores.
🥑 Avocado Oil – A powerhouse of fatty acids & vitamins, boosts growth while preventing breakage.
💨 Isopropyl Myristate – Ensures quick absorption, leaving a dry, non-greasy finish.
🛢 Castor Oil – Stimulates growth, adds natural shine, and helps prevent split ends.
🌿 Jojoba Oil – Mimics your skin’s natural oils, moisturizing without buildup.
🎃 Pumpkin Seed Oil – Packed with zinc & antioxidants, strengthens follicles for a healthier, fuller beard.
🛡️ Vitamin E (Tocopherol) – A powerful antioxidant that supports strong, resilient hair.
🌿 Rosemary Essential Oil – Stimulates hair follicles, promoting faster, fuller beard growth.
🌱 Basil Essential Oil – Strengthens hair strands while adding a sweet, spicy herbal scent.
Full Ingredients: Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Isopropyl Myristate, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Cucurbita Pepo (Pumpkin) Seed Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Ocimum Basilicum (Basil) Oil, Fragrance (Parfum).
How to Use:
1️⃣ Drip directly onto your beard or into your palm.
2️⃣ Massage thoroughly through your beard, from root to tip.
3️⃣ Comb immediately for even distribution.
4️⃣ Wait 60 seconds before styling for best absorption & hold.
5️⃣ Apply after a shower to seal in moisture & boost softness.
Product Details:
🧴 Size: 2oz bottle for long-lasting use.
🕰 Shelf Life: 18 months—stays fresh & effective.
🔥 Grow it. Groom it. Own it. Whether you’re rocking clean edges, full volume, or the ultimate lumberjack look, DILF Beard Oil keeps your beard strong, soft, and effortlessly sexy.
🔗 Upgrade your beard game now. 🚀🧔✨
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Ingredients You Can Trust
Organic Yellow Shea Butter, Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Olive Oil, Aloe Vera, Apple Cider Vinegar (for pH stability), Vitamin E, Kosher Salt (for preservation), Potassium Sorbate, Potassium Metabisulfite
- 100% Vegan
- Edible-safe for oral sex
- Gluten-free
How to Use
- Apply liberally wherever you want extra glide, moisture, or comfort.
- Perfect for vaginal, anal, and oral sex.
- Great for solo or partnered play.
- Light enough for daily moisture, rich enough for long sessions.
- Temperature tip: Keep below 80°F for ideal texture. Melts luxuriously upon touch.
Toy & Condom Compatibility
This applies to all oil-based lubricants, not just ours. #EDUCATIONFIRST
✅Safe with:
- Silicone
- Glass
- Wood
- Ceramic
- Leather
- PVC
- Sil-a-gel
- Lambskin
- Polyurethane
⚠️Not compatible with:
- Latex
- TPE
- Cyberskin
- Jelly
- Rubber
- ABS
- Polyisoprene
- Other porous materials
Benefits for Sensitive Bodies
- Gentle, non-irritating formula
- Supports soft, supple vaginal tissue
- Helps reduce dryness and discomfort during sex
- Ideal for menopause, postpartum, and sensitive skin
- Enhances your natural lubrication for smoother intimacy
Beyond the Bedroom
- Massage lotion – hydrating, silky, and tension-relieving
- Leather and wood care – protects, restores, and conditions
- Hair, skin, and nails – deep hydration from head to toe
- Shaving lubricant – prevents irritation and leaves skin smooth
Cruelty-Free & Human-Tested
We only test on willing humans—except for that one time Porkchop the dog stole an entire jar. He’s fine. My friend’s date night? Not so much.
FAQ
Is Aloe X Shea edible?
Yes—edible-safe for oral sex. It’s not meant to be eaten as food.
Does it help with dryness?
Yes. It creates long-lasting glide while nourishing sensitive vaginal tissue.
Is it safe for daily moisture?
Absolutely. Many users apply a small amount for all-day comfort.
Will it stain sheets?
Like all oil-based products, it may. Use a towel for extra caution.