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ARTISANAL INSIDE AND OUT! JEROME HAND MAKES AND HAND DRAWS EVERYTHING FOR THE ENTIRE COMPANY. ONE PERSON'S VISION DRIVES OUR PASSION!
PURE MIDWEST AMERICAN INGENUITY AND CREATIVITY DRIVE OUR WORK ETHIC.
OUR ALL-ORIGINAL RECIPES ARE SIMPLY BETTER. 100% BULLSHIT FREE. 100% BENEFICIAL. MADE TO THE EXACTING STANDARDS OF A CULINARY & SEXUAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL!
PLUS BONUSES, ANNUAL RAISES, NO QUESTIONS ASKED PTO; A STRESS-FREE WORK ENVIRONMENT; AND KIDS ARE WELCOME AT HQ. MY LAST HOURLY JOB WAS $14.35 IN 2016. MY TEAM WON'T BE SUFFERING LIKE THAT.
YOU COULD PROBABLY TELL THAT ALREADY LOL. BUT YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T TELL THAT I'M A FIRST GENERATION BUSINESS OWNER. IT IS MY GOAL TO BRING FINANCIAL, EMOTIONAL AND HEALTH LITERACY TO EVERYONE AROUND ME!
OUR COMPANY HAPPILY MAKES ACCOMMODATIONS FOR THE NEEDS OF OUR EMPLOYEES AND CUSTOMERS! I'M AUTISTIC AND HAVE ADHD. OTHERS HERE HAVE SICKLE CELL, PTSD, AND OTHER CHRONIC DISEASES. WE MAKE ACCOMODATIONS FOR THEM ALL. QUALITY AND LOYAL WORKERS DESERVE TO HAVE THAT EFFORT RETURNED.