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The Butters Hygienics Co.

Cocoa 🍫 Cozy As Fuck ☕ | Cocoa Butters [12%] Body Moisturizer

Cocoa 🍫 Cozy As Fuck ☕ | Cocoa Butters [12%] Body Moisturizer

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Wrap yourself in the irresistible comfort of Cocoa Butters All-Natural All-Purpose Moisturizer, scented with cozy-as-fuck vibes of hot cocoa, steamed milk, vanilla cream, and maple sugar. This is your winter escape in a jar—a blend of luxurious butters and nourishing oils that transforms dry, ashy skin into a soft, silky dream.


About the Fragrance:

Expression: Winter, Sweet
Imagine stepping into a cabin with a steamy mug of cocoa, the fire crackling, and the world outside melting away. This scent is your ticket to comfort, every single day.


The Butters Difference:

Are you over body lotions and butters that leave you sticky, ashy, or irritated with unnecessary chemicals? The Butters Original Aloe X Shea All-Natural All-Purpose Lubricating Moisturizer is the answer to your skin’s SOS.

🔍 What Makes It Special?

  • Real Moisture, Real Results: Unlike products that manufacture the look of healthy skin, The Butters delivers deep hydration and lasting nourishment.
  • One Jar, Endless Uses: From head to toe, this blend of shea, aloe, grapeseed, and olive oils hydrates, nourishes, and protects.
  • For Any Hygiene Need: Use it as a body lotion, scalp & hair conditioner, cuticle care, post-dialysis skin repair, or even to protect your baby’s skin.

💡 Pro Tip: The more you use it, the less you'll need. Regular use helps balance your skin, so it stays soft and moisturized longer. Many of our market customers go through just one 8oz jar per summer.


Why You'll Love It:

  • 🧴 Melts Like Magic: A soft, silky texture that absorbs in 60 seconds, leaving nothing but healthy, balanced skin.
  • 🌱 Naturally Effective: Free from wheat, dyes, preservatives, parabens, silicones, alcohol, and fillers. Just the good stuff.
  • 🌬️ For All Skin Types: No more choosing between ashy or greasy—this is true harmony for your skin.

How It Works:

Every ingredient in The Butters is handpicked for its unique benefits:

  • 🌿 Aloe Juice: Deep, easy-to-absorb moisture.
  • 🧈 Shea Butter: Long-lasting hydration and ash protection.
  • 🥥 Coconut & Grapeseed Oils: Essential vitamins and lipids for skin health.
  • 🍃 Guar Gum: Locks in moisture, balances shine, and absorbs sweat.
  • 🍏 Apple Cider Vinegar: Keeps skin pH balanced, clean, and deodorized.

What Is a Lubricating Moisturizer?

Think of it as moisture with a purpose. It doesn’t just hydrate; it supports your skin’s natural movement, helping prevent:

  • Stretch Marks
  • Scars
  • Sagging Skin
  • Crepe Paper Skin
  • Alligator Skin
  • Calluses

Your skin is your body’s largest organ—treat it with the respect it deserves.


Suggested Uses:

  • 🌼 Hair, Skin & Nail Conditioner
  • 🛁 Massage Lotion
  • 🧖♂️ Face Cleanser & Makeup Remover
  • 🧴 Shaving Lubricant
  • 🧔 Beard Conditioner
  • Tattoo Aftercare
  • 🪵 Leather & Wood Care
  • 🔥 Hot Oil Treatment

Product Details:

  • Size: 4oz jar, approx. 3 months of use
  • Shelf Life: 1 year
  • Free From: Wheat, dyes, preservatives, sugar, parabens, silicone, alcohol, gluten, phthalates

Experience the silky, non-greasy magic of Cocoa Cozy As Fuck and let your skin feel truly cared for. You’ll never go back to ashy, sticky, or fake-feeling lotions again.

Grab your jar today—your skin will thank you!

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Ingredients You Can Trust

Organic Yellow Shea Butter, Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Olive Oil, Aloe Vera, Apple Cider Vinegar (for pH stability), Vitamin E, Kosher Salt (for preservation), Potassium Sorbate, Potassium Metabisulfite

  • 100% Vegan
  • Edible-safe for oral sex
  • Gluten-free

How to Use

  • Apply liberally wherever you want extra glide, moisture, or comfort.
  • Perfect for vaginal, anal, and oral sex.
  • Great for solo or partnered play.
  • Light enough for daily moisture, rich enough for long sessions.
  • Temperature tip: Keep below 80°F for ideal texture. Melts luxuriously upon touch.

Toy & Condom Compatibility

This applies to all oil-based lubricants, not just ours. #EDUCATIONFIRST 

✅Safe with:

  • Silicone
  • Glass
  • Wood
  • Ceramic
  • Leather
  • PVC
  • Sil-a-gel
  • Lambskin
  • Polyurethane

 

⚠️Not compatible with:

  • Latex
  • TPE
  • Cyberskin
  • Jelly
  • Rubber
  • ABS
  • Polyisoprene
  • Other porous materials

Benefits for Sensitive Bodies

  • Gentle, non-irritating formula
  • Supports soft, supple vaginal tissue
  • Helps reduce dryness and discomfort during sex
  • Ideal for menopause, postpartum, and sensitive skin
  • Enhances your natural lubrication for smoother intimacy

Beyond the Bedroom

  • Massage lotion – hydrating, silky, and tension-relieving
  • Leather and wood care – protects, restores, and conditions
  • Hair, skin, and nails – deep hydration from head to toe
  • Shaving lubricant – prevents irritation and leaves skin smooth

Cruelty-Free & Human-Tested

We only test on willing humans—except for that one time Porkchop the dog stole an entire jar. He’s fine. My friend’s date night? Not so much.

FAQ

Is Aloe X Shea edible?

Yes—edible-safe for oral sex. It’s not meant to be eaten as food.

Does it help with dryness?

Yes. It creates long-lasting glide while nourishing sensitive vaginal tissue.

Is it safe for daily moisture?

Absolutely. Many users apply a small amount for all-day comfort.

Will it stain sheets?

Like all oil-based products, it may. Use a towel for extra caution.