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Champagne Problems - Lip Pop Luminizing Gloss | Rosehip X Vitamin E
Champagne Problems - Lip Pop Luminizing Gloss | Rosehip X Vitamin E
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The ultimate gotta-have-it gloss with explosive shine!
🔥 Drench your lips in luscious, high-shine color that feels as good as it looks. Whether you wear it alone or over your favorite lip color, each shade melts into your natural tone for a radiant, glossy finish that enhances your beauty effortlessly.
Why You’ll Love It:
💖 Explosive Shine – Gloss so juicy, it turns heads.
🌿 Nourishing Formula – Infused with rosehip oil & vitamin E to hydrate & soften lips.
💄 Thick & Creamy Texture – Comfortable, long-lasting wear without the stickiness.
✨ Multi-Use Magic – Doubles as a brow gel, mustache/beard tamer, or body shimmer for a subtle, dewy glow.
💫 Champagne Problems Scent – A soft, sparkling fragrance that adds a touch of indulgence to every application.
How to Use:
💋 Wear alone for a natural, high-gloss finish.
🎨 Layer over lipstick to enhance depth & shine.
✨ Apply to brows, mustache, beard, or cheekbones for a sleek, polished glow.
Product Details:
📆 Shelf Life: 1 year
🛍 Size: .35oz tube with wand & stopper
💎 Texture: Thick, creamy & luxurious
Ingredients:
Hydrogenated Polyisobutene, Ethylene/Propylene/Styrene Copolymer, Butylene/Ethylene/Styrene Copolymer, Rosa Canina (Rose Hip) Seed Oil, Vitamin E (Tocopherol), Fragrance (Champagne Problems), Mica.
Gloss Goals? Achieved.
Lips that pop. Skin that glows. Shine that lasts. This is the essential finishing touch for any look—because your natural beauty deserves to shine.
🔗 Get yours now & gloss like a boss. 💋✨
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Ingredients You Can Trust
Organic Yellow Shea Butter, Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Olive Oil, Aloe Vera, Apple Cider Vinegar (for pH stability), Vitamin E, Kosher Salt (for preservation), Potassium Sorbate, Potassium Metabisulfite
- 100% Vegan
- Edible-safe for oral sex
- Gluten-free
How to Use
- Apply liberally wherever you want extra glide, moisture, or comfort.
- Perfect for vaginal, anal, and oral sex.
- Great for solo or partnered play.
- Light enough for daily moisture, rich enough for long sessions.
- Temperature tip: Keep below 80°F for ideal texture. Melts luxuriously upon touch.
Toy & Condom Compatibility
This applies to all oil-based lubricants, not just ours. #EDUCATIONFIRST
✅Safe with:
- Silicone
- Glass
- Wood
- Ceramic
- Leather
- PVC
- Sil-a-gel
- Lambskin
- Polyurethane
⚠️Not compatible with:
- Latex
- TPE
- Cyberskin
- Jelly
- Rubber
- ABS
- Polyisoprene
- Other porous materials
Benefits for Sensitive Bodies
- Gentle, non-irritating formula
- Supports soft, supple vaginal tissue
- Helps reduce dryness and discomfort during sex
- Ideal for menopause, postpartum, and sensitive skin
- Enhances your natural lubrication for smoother intimacy
Beyond the Bedroom
- Massage lotion – hydrating, silky, and tension-relieving
- Leather and wood care – protects, restores, and conditions
- Hair, skin, and nails – deep hydration from head to toe
- Shaving lubricant – prevents irritation and leaves skin smooth
Cruelty-Free & Human-Tested
We only test on willing humans—except for that one time Porkchop the dog stole an entire jar. He’s fine. My friend’s date night? Not so much.
FAQ
Is Aloe X Shea edible?
Yes—edible-safe for oral sex. It’s not meant to be eaten as food.
Does it help with dryness?
Yes. It creates long-lasting glide while nourishing sensitive vaginal tissue.
Is it safe for daily moisture?
Absolutely. Many users apply a small amount for all-day comfort.
Will it stain sheets?
Like all oil-based products, it may. Use a towel for extra caution.