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The Butters Hygienics Co.

"Call Your Mother" Earnest Bones Tee [100% Ringspun Cotton, XS-5XL, Multiple Colors] [Free Shipping]

"Call Your Mother" Earnest Bones Tee [100% Ringspun Cotton, XS-5XL, Multiple Colors] [Free Shipping]

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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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Ingredients You Can Trust

Organic Yellow Shea Butter, Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Olive Oil, Aloe Vera, Apple Cider Vinegar (for pH stability), Vitamin E, Kosher Salt (for preservation), Potassium Sorbate, Potassium Metabisulfite

  • 100% Vegan
  • Edible-safe for oral sex
  • Gluten-free

How to Use

  • Apply liberally wherever you want extra glide, moisture, or comfort.
  • Perfect for vaginal, anal, and oral sex.
  • Great for solo or partnered play.
  • Light enough for daily moisture, rich enough for long sessions.
  • Temperature tip: Keep below 80°F for ideal texture. Melts luxuriously upon touch.

Toy & Condom Compatibility

This applies to all oil-based lubricants, not just ours. #EDUCATIONFIRST 

✅Safe with:

  • Silicone
  • Glass
  • Wood
  • Ceramic
  • Leather
  • PVC
  • Sil-a-gel
  • Lambskin
  • Polyurethane

 

⚠️Not compatible with:

  • Latex
  • TPE
  • Cyberskin
  • Jelly
  • Rubber
  • ABS
  • Polyisoprene
  • Other porous materials

Benefits for Sensitive Bodies

  • Gentle, non-irritating formula
  • Supports soft, supple vaginal tissue
  • Helps reduce dryness and discomfort during sex
  • Ideal for menopause, postpartum, and sensitive skin
  • Enhances your natural lubrication for smoother intimacy

Beyond the Bedroom

  • Massage lotion – hydrating, silky, and tension-relieving
  • Leather and wood care – protects, restores, and conditions
  • Hair, skin, and nails – deep hydration from head to toe
  • Shaving lubricant – prevents irritation and leaves skin smooth

Cruelty-Free & Human-Tested

We only test on willing humans—except for that one time Porkchop the dog stole an entire jar. He’s fine. My friend’s date night? Not so much.

FAQ

Is Aloe X Shea edible?

Yes—edible-safe for oral sex. It’s not meant to be eaten as food.

Does it help with dryness?

Yes. It creates long-lasting glide while nourishing sensitive vaginal tissue.

Is it safe for daily moisture?

Absolutely. Many users apply a small amount for all-day comfort.

Will it stain sheets?

Like all oil-based products, it may. Use a towel for extra caution.