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Botanical Baldness 🧑‍🦲 Buster w/ Stinging Nettles, Saw Palmetto, Rosemary | Hair Growth & Retention

Botanical Baldness 🧑‍🦲 Buster w/ Stinging Nettles, Saw Palmetto, Rosemary | Hair Growth & Retention

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A breakthrough botanical solution for hair loss, thinning, and scalp health. Whether you're dealing with male or female pattern baldness, alopecia, breakage, thinning due to chemotherapy, hormonal imbalances, fungal infections, or even trichotillomania, this nutrient-dense, scalp-loving formula works to stimulate growth, fortify strands, and support long-term hair retention.

🌱 Strengthens & Stimulates – Packed with powerful botanicals, essential oils, and scalp-nourishing nutrients to restore hair follicles and optimize regrowth.
🛡️ Fights DHT & Hair Loss Causes – Saw Palmetto, Stinging Nettles, and Rosemary block DHT, reduce inflammation, and promote scalp health.
💧 Deeply Hydrates & Conditions – A lightweight, non-greasy blend that moisturizes, protects, and supports natural hair texture.
🌀 Multi-Use Magic – Use as a baldness treatment, scalp conditioner, curl definer, styling cream, or even a lightweight body lotion.


Why Botanical Baldness Buster?

Scientifically Backed BotanicalsStinging nettles, saw palmetto, rosemary, green tea & sea kelp promote healthy hair follicles & scalp circulation.
Reduces Hair LossLowers DHT levels and prevents breakage & premature shedding.
Boosts Growth & Retention – Helps anchor hair follicles and encourage new growth.
Moisturizes & StrengthensHempseed, castor, jojoba, & pomegranate oils hydrate, protect, and nourish strands.
Great for All Hair Types – Whether you have coily, curly, wavy, or straight hair, this formula enhances volume, strength, and shine.


Suggested Uses

🛑 For Baldness & Hair Loss Treatment
Apply a thin layer directly to the affected area + 1” beyond the site. Massage firmly to stimulate circulation. Cover if possible for maximum absorption.

💦 For Curly Hair Conditioning & Definition
Apply a small amount as a leave-in conditioner, adding extra water if needed for lightweight application.

🧖 For Deep Conditioning Mask
Apply generously to dry hair, leave on for the desired time, and rinse thoroughly.

🧔 For Beard & Body Hair Growth
Massage into beard, chest, or other hair areas to encourage thicker, healthier growth.


Key Ingredients & Benefits

🌿 Saw Palmetto & Stinging NettlesBlock DHT, fight inflammation, and prevent follicle shrinkage.
🍃 Rosemary & Clary SageIncrease scalp circulation and strengthen follicles.
🍵 Gunpowder Green Tea & Sea KelpAntioxidant-rich, scalp-soothing, and supports cellular regeneration.
💧 Hempseed, Castor, Neem, & Jojoba OilsMoisturize, protect, and strengthen hair from root to tip.
🍇 Pomegranate & Pumpkin Seed OilsBalance scalp pH, prevent buildup, and promote thick, strong hair.
💊 L-Lysine, Vitamin C, & Alpha Hydroxy AcidsSupport collagen production, scalp health, and cellular turnover.


How Soon Will I See Results?

🔬 Hair growth is a process!
💡 Most users see noticeable improvements in scalp & hair health within a few weeks.
For substantial regrowth, allow at least 6 months of consistent use.


Product Details

📦 Size: 4oz (Enough for 25+ scalp applications, contains a quart of concentrated herbal brew).
🛑 For external use only – If irritation occurs, discontinue use and consult a doctor.
🔥 Do not heat above 120°F – May deactivate preservatives.
🕒 Shelf Life: Good for 1 year from purchase.


Take Control of Your Hair Journey.

Whether you're regrowing, retaining, or protecting what you have—this is the formula that delivers. Try Botanical Baldness Buster today! 🚀🧑‍🦲✨

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Ingredients You Can Trust

Organic Yellow Shea Butter, Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Olive Oil, Aloe Vera, Apple Cider Vinegar (for pH stability), Vitamin E, Kosher Salt (for preservation), Potassium Sorbate, Potassium Metabisulfite

  • 100% Vegan
  • Edible-safe for oral sex
  • Gluten-free

How to Use

  • Apply liberally wherever you want extra glide, moisture, or comfort.
  • Perfect for vaginal, anal, and oral sex.
  • Great for solo or partnered play.
  • Light enough for daily moisture, rich enough for long sessions.
  • Temperature tip: Keep below 80°F for ideal texture. Melts luxuriously upon touch.

Toy & Condom Compatibility

This applies to all oil-based lubricants, not just ours. #EDUCATIONFIRST 

✅Safe with:

  • Silicone
  • Glass
  • Wood
  • Ceramic
  • Leather
  • PVC
  • Sil-a-gel
  • Lambskin
  • Polyurethane

 

⚠️Not compatible with:

  • Latex
  • TPE
  • Cyberskin
  • Jelly
  • Rubber
  • ABS
  • Polyisoprene
  • Other porous materials

Benefits for Sensitive Bodies

  • Gentle, non-irritating formula
  • Supports soft, supple vaginal tissue
  • Helps reduce dryness and discomfort during sex
  • Ideal for menopause, postpartum, and sensitive skin
  • Enhances your natural lubrication for smoother intimacy

Beyond the Bedroom

  • Massage lotion – hydrating, silky, and tension-relieving
  • Leather and wood care – protects, restores, and conditions
  • Hair, skin, and nails – deep hydration from head to toe
  • Shaving lubricant – prevents irritation and leaves skin smooth

Cruelty-Free & Human-Tested

We only test on willing humans—except for that one time Porkchop the dog stole an entire jar. He’s fine. My friend’s date night? Not so much.

FAQ

Is Aloe X Shea edible?

Yes—edible-safe for oral sex. It’s not meant to be eaten as food.

Does it help with dryness?

Yes. It creates long-lasting glide while nourishing sensitive vaginal tissue.

Is it safe for daily moisture?

Absolutely. Many users apply a small amount for all-day comfort.

Will it stain sheets?

Like all oil-based products, it may. Use a towel for extra caution.