The Butters Hygienics Co.
Beard Lotion | Hyaluronic X Argan - Curl Enhancing, Softening, Dry Feeling, Quick Absorbing
Beard Lotion | Hyaluronic X Argan - Curl Enhancing, Softening, Dry Feeling, Quick Absorbing
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Your beard is more than a fashion statement—it's a bold declaration of your virility, health, and status. Beards have been nature’s billboard for strength and pride, signaling your place among the best of the best. With The Butters Beard Lotion, elevate your beard to its fullest potential with the nourishment, hydration, and care it deserves.
Why Choose The Butters Beard Lotion?
🧔 Hyaluronic Acid: Locks in moisture, ensuring your beard remains soft and supple.
🌱 Castor Oil: Promotes thicker and stronger beard growth, feeding each strand with essential nutrients.
🌿 Rosemary Essential Oil: Stimulates blood circulation, enhancing growth and delivering a fresh, invigorating scent.
💧 Argan Oil: Adds shine, prevents frizz, and smooths the beard, making it irresistibly touchable.
🥭 Mango Butter: Deeply conditions and softens for a beard that feels as good as it looks.
💪 Vitamin E: Protects against environmental damage, keeping both beard and skin healthy.
🍯 Agave Nectar: Seals in moisture, ensuring long-lasting hydration and a vibrant, healthy appearance.
Ingredients:
Aqua (Water), Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Emulsifying Wax, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Agave Americana (Agave) Leaf Extract, Fragrance, Isopropyl Myristate, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Hyaluronate (Hyaluronic Acid), Germall Plus - Organic Preservative [.05%] (Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate)
How to Use:
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Cleanse & Prepare: Start with a clean, damp beard to maximize absorption.
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Apply: Dispense a small amount of The Butters Beard Lotion into your hands.
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Massage: Work through your beard from root to tip, ensuring even coverage.
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Style: Comb through with a beard brush or comb to shape and style.
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Repeat Daily: For best results, incorporate this ritual into your daily grooming routine.
Experience the Transformation:
From the very first use, you'll notice your beard feeling softer, fuller, and more manageable. Over time, expect a healthier, thicker, and more robust beard that reflects your strength and character.
A Daily Ritual for the Bearded Elite:
Every application is a salute to the power and honor of your beard. Embrace your facial masterpiece, and let it stand as a testament to the strength and dignity that define you as a man.
Grow Strong. Stay Proud. Be Majestic.
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Ingredients You Can Trust
Organic Yellow Shea Butter, Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Olive Oil, Aloe Vera, Apple Cider Vinegar (for pH stability), Vitamin E, Kosher Salt (for preservation), Potassium Sorbate, Potassium Metabisulfite
- 100% Vegan
- Edible-safe for oral sex
- Gluten-free
How to Use
- Apply liberally wherever you want extra glide, moisture, or comfort.
- Perfect for vaginal, anal, and oral sex.
- Great for solo or partnered play.
- Light enough for daily moisture, rich enough for long sessions.
- Temperature tip: Keep below 80°F for ideal texture. Melts luxuriously upon touch.
Toy & Condom Compatibility
This applies to all oil-based lubricants, not just ours. #EDUCATIONFIRST
✅Safe with:
- Silicone
- Glass
- Wood
- Ceramic
- Leather
- PVC
- Sil-a-gel
- Lambskin
- Polyurethane
⚠️Not compatible with:
- Latex
- TPE
- Cyberskin
- Jelly
- Rubber
- ABS
- Polyisoprene
- Other porous materials
Benefits for Sensitive Bodies
- Gentle, non-irritating formula
- Supports soft, supple vaginal tissue
- Helps reduce dryness and discomfort during sex
- Ideal for menopause, postpartum, and sensitive skin
- Enhances your natural lubrication for smoother intimacy
Beyond the Bedroom
- Massage lotion – hydrating, silky, and tension-relieving
- Leather and wood care – protects, restores, and conditions
- Hair, skin, and nails – deep hydration from head to toe
- Shaving lubricant – prevents irritation and leaves skin smooth
Cruelty-Free & Human-Tested
We only test on willing humans—except for that one time Porkchop the dog stole an entire jar. He’s fine. My friend’s date night? Not so much.
FAQ
Is Aloe X Shea edible?
Yes—edible-safe for oral sex. It’s not meant to be eaten as food.
Does it help with dryness?
Yes. It creates long-lasting glide while nourishing sensitive vaginal tissue.
Is it safe for daily moisture?
Absolutely. Many users apply a small amount for all-day comfort.
Will it stain sheets?
Like all oil-based products, it may. Use a towel for extra caution.
I love all your products overall, but this beard lotion has a fairly strong fruity smell. Too strong for me. I prefer more neutral smells, or very little. If some of the odor could be removed, I would love this product. Thanks!
Thanks for your feedback!