The King Returns!

The Butters Body Moisturizer is one of 2 products that launched The Butters Hygienics Co. In the 6 years we’ve been buttering you beautiful babes, it’s become a cult classic with over 20,000 jars sold! Well, the old bird’s got a new look, new tricks and would like to reintroduce herself!

Celebrate, smooth and soften that beautiful body like never before with The Butters Body Moisturizers! Our Butters come in Aloe X Shea or Cocoa Butter variants with tons of fragrance options for him, her, and them – unscented too.

Our specialty blends include Anti-Aging, Eczema Soothing, Stretch Mark Reducing, PMS Symptom Rescuing, Chub Rub Preventing, Bruise Soothing, and Foot Loving blends! Want something exotic, luxe, and fruity? Try our new Mango Lychee Paradise or best-selling Satsuma Guava! Want to show your attitude? Try Motherfuckin’ Mediterannean Fig, Himbo, DILF, or Hippie Bitch w/ Good Pussy.

Every single Butter offers 86%-100% butter content and all-day ashiness-erasing moisture. When it comes to these Butters, a little goes a long way. We don’t play when it comes to moisture. Like everything we sell, they’re 100% natural, 100% vegan, and 100% free of bullshit you don’t need to glow. That’s means they’re safe hair to toe!

With a tub, pump, or squeeze for every skin type & scent preference, your favorite Butter is just waiting for you.