The Butters: Lube

The Butters: Lube

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*New look. New techniques. Same Recipe & Price.* An all-natural oil-based personal lubricant. Designed for skin to skin contact. Formulated to be safe in all body orifices and perform better than anything you've tried before. This is my #1 all time creation.

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My #1 All Time Creation original recipe The Butters Lube. A vegan, oil-based personal lubricant great in all your holes, with toys, hands, jacking, skin to skin, baby making, and a ton of other ways we actually have sex. Formulated to be mild tasting, non-toxic, pH balanced, play well with most body safe materials, and extremely long lasting but easy to clean up and never sticky. With all it’s great features and an incredible everyday price, I know you’re going to love it, as much as I do.


  • pH 4.1

  • Users with vaginas report fewer UTIs and yeast infections

  • Amplifies natural lubrication

  • 100% vegan, edible, wheat/gluten free

  • Never tested on animals other than humans and my friend's dog who ate an entire jar. Porkchop is fine - My friend's original post date plans, not so much.

  • Ingredients: aloe vera gel, raw shea butter, pure coconut oil, pure extra virgin olive oil, pure grapeseed oil, pure palm kernel oil, pure soy lipid emulsion, apple cider vinegar, guar bean powder, potassium sorbate

Sex Toy/Condom Material Compatibility:


  • Works with: Silicone, glass, wood, ceramic, leather, PVC, sil-a-gel, lamb skin, polyurethane

  • Not recommended for: TPE, Cyberskin, jelly, rubber, ABS

  • Has not been tested with: Latex, Vinyl, or ASA

  • Initial tests show compatibility with Fleshlight material.

How The Butters Works:

Each of The Butters' ingredients is used for their uniquely beneficial properties. Aloe provides pure, easy to absorb moisture and prevents The Butters from feeling oily. Coconut and grapeseed oil give your skin essential vitamins and lipids, while offering immediate lubrication. Shea, palm, and soy condition tissues, melts into slick long lasting lubrication, and offers healing properties for delicate areas. Apple cider vinegar balances pH, manages bacteria, prevents yeast infections, and gently cleanses. Guar gum conditions, adds body, prevents drips, increases the feeling of softness, and helps mix any lubrication your body makes with The Butters.


My lube has been called, "THE BEST LUBE YOU'LL EVER USE," and not just by me. Across the board, it's consistently given positive reviews.

"Oh my fucking God!" he growled as he slid into me, quick and easy. I'd never heard him sound so satisfied, and I know my cunt feels good to him. This was different. Because it's got so many uses, I was skeptical that it could be a good standalone lube. Well, hell, was I wrong." - Kayla Lords

"The Butters itself is magical. It’s so, so smooth, has a faint but pleasant smell, next to no taste, and it stays slippery for so, so long! I used it for masturbation and it was still slippery and lovely after 45 minutes with a Hitachi. The Butters is a fucking fantastic lube and I plan to bring it with me everywhere." - Kitty Stryker

"The Butters is the BEST lube I have EVER used. Both me and my partner love it. So glad that I found out that you sell direct. Kudos to Self Serve in Albuquerque for carrying your products and putting me and my partner on to this gift from the gods. So stoked to give your other products a try. Also, all of my friends and family are getting The Butters for Christmas.  Thank you for creating something so unbelievably good AND charging an extremely reasonable price. You are truly doing a social service for bodies everywhere. Maybe TMI but here we are: I am prone to yeast infections when using traditional store bought lube. NOT THE CASE WITH THE BUTTERS! Thank you, thank you, thank you." - S. Brown, NM

""I’m absolutely thrilled with The Butters and can honestly say that no other lubricant on the market feels quite like this exceptional and affordable product… Creamy. Rich. Decadent.These are all terms that are regularly applied to sex toys but rarely are they as accurate (and literal) as when it comes to The Butters All-Natural Lube & Moisturizer." - Emmeline Peaches

"The Butters is good for any type of partnered or solo sex, really. It’s so delicious and slippery for hand-jobs, fingering, jerking off and all sorts of delightful hand sex or massages. This lube just perfect for anal sex. So perfect. So long-lasting. So goooood. And all of the ingredients actually help with skin elasticity." - Wetlandia

"I used it for makeup removal, shaving my legs,  moisturizer …By the time I got around to putting it on my naughty bits, I was already sold. This lube is fantastic for butt toys – I’ve used it with beads and plugs, and it’s perfect!  My partner was really into it, too (I believe his exact quote was, “Where can I buy this?!”). This is a great lube.  The texture, the endurance, and the multiple uses won my… heart.  Highly recommended!" - Teachers Have Sex

"The Butters lube just felt luxurious to touch, unlike other lubes which are completely boring.  Now that I’ve used the Butters, other lubes remind me of hand sanitizer in color and texture so I’ll never be going back to your standard drug store lube." - Vibrator Vixen

"The Butters has become a staple of my bedside table, while I may keep a bevy of lubes at my disposal not only for myself but my partners as well, this one will be my go-to before I pick anything else." - Fox in the Flowers