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An ultra-thick, ultra-luxurious lube designed for extended stroke sessions and for pushing your limits to new depths and diameters. The unique velvety texture of Palm Grease feels so good, you’ll never want anything else on your skin. It’s not just a lube—it’s intensive skin care that leaves your skin softer, smoother, and healthier with every use.
Experience the Ultimate Pleasure:
Slide, glide, and ride with the all-natural goodness of Palm Grease Original Recipe. It's goon fuel in a jar, making every moment smoother, sexier, and more satisfying. Treat your body to the luxurious feel of nature’s finest oils—because your pleasure deserves the best. 🎉🌱💦
Why Palm Grease?
The perfect texture for masturbation. Provides a rich, creamy experience when warmed up.
