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The Butters Hygienics Co.

Champagne Problems 🥂 | Parfum Roll-On #52

Champagne Problems 🥂 | Parfum Roll-On #52

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A sparkling apple champagne toast with a touch of wild berries and pear, settling into a rich, golden bed of luxurious honey. Light yet decadent, crisp yet warm—Champagne Problems is the scent of every moment being the right one.

Because when every choice leads to pleasure, there are no wrong decisions—only Champagne Problems.

Fragrance Profile:

🍏 Top Notes – Crisp apple, effervescent sparkle
🥂 Heart Notes – Champagne, pear, fresh waters, cassis, wild berry
🍯 Base Notes – Deep, golden honey

Why You’ll Love It:

🌙 Day to Night Versatility – Perfect for anywhere, anytime, any body.
✨ Parfum Concentration – Long-lasting and beautifully evolving on the skin.
💎 15ml Rollerball – Portable luxury in a sleek, travel-friendly design (styles may vary).
🌿 Unisex & Effortlessly Elegant – Balanced between fresh and indulgent, sparkling and sultry.

How to Wear:

1️⃣ Roll onto pulse points – Wrist, neck, behind ears, or wherever you desire.
2️⃣ Let it breathe – Allow the scent to unfold naturally as it warms on your skin.
3️⃣ Reapply as desired – Whether for a mid-day refresh or an evening elevation, Champagne Problems always fits the moment.

A Scent for Every Occasion

For the bold or the understated, the spontaneous or the refined, this fragrance effortlessly blends into any mood, any moment, and any body.

Indulge in the luxury of choice—because Champagne Problems are always what you want. 🥂✨

🔗 Get yours now & step into the effortless elegance of Champagne Problems!

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Ingredients You Can Trust

Organic Yellow Shea Butter, Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Olive Oil, Aloe Vera, Apple Cider Vinegar (for pH stability), Vitamin E, Kosher Salt (for preservation), Potassium Sorbate, Potassium Metabisulfite

  • 100% Vegan
  • Edible-safe for oral sex
  • Gluten-free

How to Use

  • Apply liberally wherever you want extra glide, moisture, or comfort.
  • Perfect for vaginal, anal, and oral sex.
  • Great for solo or partnered play.
  • Light enough for daily moisture, rich enough for long sessions.
  • Temperature tip: Keep below 80°F for ideal texture. Melts luxuriously upon touch.

Toy & Condom Compatibility

This applies to all oil-based lubricants, not just ours. #EDUCATIONFIRST 

✅Safe with:

  • Silicone
  • Glass
  • Wood
  • Ceramic
  • Leather
  • PVC
  • Sil-a-gel
  • Lambskin
  • Polyurethane

 

⚠️Not compatible with:

  • Latex
  • TPE
  • Cyberskin
  • Jelly
  • Rubber
  • ABS
  • Polyisoprene
  • Other porous materials

Benefits for Sensitive Bodies

  • Gentle, non-irritating formula
  • Supports soft, supple vaginal tissue
  • Helps reduce dryness and discomfort during sex
  • Ideal for menopause, postpartum, and sensitive skin
  • Enhances your natural lubrication for smoother intimacy

Beyond the Bedroom

  • Massage lotion – hydrating, silky, and tension-relieving
  • Leather and wood care – protects, restores, and conditions
  • Hair, skin, and nails – deep hydration from head to toe
  • Shaving lubricant – prevents irritation and leaves skin smooth

Cruelty-Free & Human-Tested

We only test on willing humans—except for that one time Porkchop the dog stole an entire jar. He’s fine. My friend’s date night? Not so much.

FAQ

Is Aloe X Shea edible?

Yes—edible-safe for oral sex. It’s not meant to be eaten as food.

Does it help with dryness?

Yes. It creates long-lasting glide while nourishing sensitive vaginal tissue.

Is it safe for daily moisture?

Absolutely. Many users apply a small amount for all-day comfort.

Will it stain sheets?

Like all oil-based products, it may. Use a towel for extra caution.