You ashy as fuck, but we can fix that.

Just cause you sitting in the house all day ain’t no excuse to be looking like an ash monster. I didn’t defy physics to whip shea butter, grapeseed oil, olive oil, coconut oil with aloe and vitamin c & e into a glossy sheen just for you to be looking like TV static. Get The Butters!

I get it. What’s the point? No one is gonna see you. Well:

• You’ll stop itching

• Dry skin ages faster & tears easier

• One must stay picture ready at all times

• Looking good naked is a gift for yourself

• Staying in the habit matters for people like me with mental health concerns

• You don’t actually have to buy more, I’m sure you’ve got a jar at home already

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