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The Butters Hygienics Co.

Champagne Problems 🥂 - Tres Butters™ Body Cleanser Soap Bar 🧼

Champagne Problems 🥂 - Tres Butters™ Body Cleanser Soap Bar 🧼

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Transform your bath into a sparkling oasis with Champagne Problems, the luxuriously moisturizing body cleanser that leaves your skin soft, nourished, and lightly kissed with the scent of apple champagne, wild berries, and pear. Topped with a shimmering butterscotch caramel swirl, it’s indulgence in bar form—no bubbles required. 🍐🍓🥂


Why You’ll Love It:

🌿 Ultra-Moisturizing – A rich blend of shea, mango, and cocoa butters deeply hydrates and nourishes your skin.
🌊 Creamy Lather – Whips into a thick, velvety foam, reminiscent of warm whipped milk, for a sensuous cleanse.
💖 Gentle & Detergent-FreeZero exfoliation, just pure, soothing hydration—perfect for all skin types.
♻️ Eco-Friendly & Sustainable – Wrapped in 100% biodegradable & recyclable packaging, because luxury should never be wasteful.


How to Use:

1️⃣ Wet skin & bar – Work the bar between your hands or directly onto your body to create a rich, foamy lather.
2️⃣ Massage & cleanse – Let the nourishing butters work their magic as you gently wash your skin.
3️⃣ Rinse thoroughly – Enjoy soft, moisturized, and beautifully scented skin.
4️⃣ Store in a dry area – To extend its life, keep your bar in a well-drained soap dish between uses.


Ingredients:

🌱 Sorbitol – Locks in moisture to keep skin hydrated & supple.
🥥 Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil – A natural moisturizer with anti-inflammatory properties.
💧 Propylene Glycol & Glycerin – Humectants that draw moisture into the skin, preventing dryness.
🛡️ Stearic Acid – Helps maintain the skin’s natural moisture barrier.
💦 Water – Hydrates and purifies the skin.
⚖️ Sodium Hydroxide – Used in small amounts for pH balancing.
🌰 Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter)Deeply moisturizes and soothes irritation.
🥭 Mangifera Indica (Mango Butter)Rich in vitamins & fatty acids, promoting soft, resilient skin.
🍫 Theobroma Cacao Seed (Cocoa) Butter – Hydrates while providing powerful antioxidants for skin protection.
☀️ Titanium Dioxide – Adds a brightening effect & provides UV protection.
Mica & Fragrance – A touch of shimmer & a luxurious scent that lingers.


Size & Details:

4oz Bar – Long-lasting and designed for daily indulgence.
Scent ProfileCrisp apple champagne, wild berries, and ripe pear—a fragrance that’s fresh, fruity, and just a little bit decadent.


Make Every Bath a Celebration 🥂

Whether you're washing away the day's stress or setting the mood for something steamy, Champagne Problems turns any bath or shower into a VIP experience.

🔗 Grab yours now & bathe like the legend you are! 🚿💫

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Ingredients You Can Trust

Organic Yellow Shea Butter, Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Olive Oil, Aloe Vera, Apple Cider Vinegar (for pH stability), Vitamin E, Kosher Salt (for preservation), Potassium Sorbate, Potassium Metabisulfite

  • 100% Vegan
  • Edible-safe for oral sex
  • Gluten-free

How to Use

  • Apply liberally wherever you want extra glide, moisture, or comfort.
  • Perfect for vaginal, anal, and oral sex.
  • Great for solo or partnered play.
  • Light enough for daily moisture, rich enough for long sessions.
  • Temperature tip: Keep below 80°F for ideal texture. Melts luxuriously upon touch.

Toy & Condom Compatibility

This applies to all oil-based lubricants, not just ours. #EDUCATIONFIRST 

✅Safe with:

  • Silicone
  • Glass
  • Wood
  • Ceramic
  • Leather
  • PVC
  • Sil-a-gel
  • Lambskin
  • Polyurethane

 

⚠️Not compatible with:

  • Latex
  • TPE
  • Cyberskin
  • Jelly
  • Rubber
  • ABS
  • Polyisoprene
  • Other porous materials

Benefits for Sensitive Bodies

  • Gentle, non-irritating formula
  • Supports soft, supple vaginal tissue
  • Helps reduce dryness and discomfort during sex
  • Ideal for menopause, postpartum, and sensitive skin
  • Enhances your natural lubrication for smoother intimacy

Beyond the Bedroom

  • Massage lotion – hydrating, silky, and tension-relieving
  • Leather and wood care – protects, restores, and conditions
  • Hair, skin, and nails – deep hydration from head to toe
  • Shaving lubricant – prevents irritation and leaves skin smooth

Cruelty-Free & Human-Tested

We only test on willing humans—except for that one time Porkchop the dog stole an entire jar. He’s fine. My friend’s date night? Not so much.

FAQ

Is Aloe X Shea edible?

Yes—edible-safe for oral sex. It’s not meant to be eaten as food.

Does it help with dryness?

Yes. It creates long-lasting glide while nourishing sensitive vaginal tissue.

Is it safe for daily moisture?

Absolutely. Many users apply a small amount for all-day comfort.

Will it stain sheets?

Like all oil-based products, it may. Use a towel for extra caution.