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Pure, Skin-Safe Formula
All Butters Products have No parabens, silicones, or harsh chemicals—just pure, skin-loving ingredients. 100% Vegan & Sustainably Sourced – Ethically crafted for skin & earth.
Ingredients You Can Trust
Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Theobroma Cacao Seed
100% Vegan Edible-safe for oral sex Gluten-free
How to Use
Massage generously onto clean, dry skin perfect for daily hydration, after-shower nourishment, or targeted skin repair. Temperature tip: Keep below 80°F for ideal texture. Melts luxuriously upon touch.
Ideal for All Skin Types
Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Theobroma Cacao Seed
Cruelty-Free & Human-Tested
We only test on willing humans—except for that one time Porkchop the dog stole an entire jar. He’s fine. My friend’s date night? Not so much.
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