Hi! I'm Jerome

AKA Mr. Butters At The Butter Hygenics Co. In Ypsilanti Michigan!

We make small batch hygiene products and personal Lubricants that are 100% vegan and 100% Bullshit Free.

Like the finest hard white, The Butters basically sells itself. Still, some people need a bit more convincing…

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3 reasons you acutely want to work with us!

#1 MONEY!!!

  • 25% Min. Commissions

    We want you to make money. Unlike many other places that wanna use you for exposure, we want this to an equitable, decades long relationship.

  • Automatic Payments

    Shopify Collabs ensures your payments are disbursed automatically every month. You can also track your earnings in the dashboard.

  • Free Samples

    Wanna feature The Butters in your content? Let's work together to pick the right products for your audience free of charge!

  • 50% Affiliate Discount

    Want Butters for personal? We've got you there too! You'll recieve a quaterly coupon for 50% off your entire order.

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Affiliate programme

The Butters wants to support your life and goals. The best way is with cold hard cash! We offer multiple affiliate programs to earn our generous commissions payments of up to 45%!

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Partnership opportunities

  • Affiliate marketing
  • Gifting
  • Discount codes
  • Campaigns
  • Content creation
  • Usage rights
  • Additional opportunities

#2 We don’t act Like shit.

  • Queer & Minority Owned

    Founded and run by Jerome Nichols, a sexual health advocate for over 15 years.

    He also happens to be an autistic cisgender gay black man. So, I know what it is to respect all peoples. 

  • Sustainably Sourced

    We vet our vendors not only for price and quality but also for ethics...

    We're not going to work with the extractive assholes who pillage the rainforest just because they're cheaper. Plus, no animals are harmed around here at The Butters. We're all about respecting and protecting life and helping others stand by their ethics.

  • Worker Rights

    No slave-extractionary labor practices here.

    We work as a team and treat our team fairly in a family environment. We’re a small, diverse, quick team who knows how to get things done. Plus, we make space for autistic and neurodiverse individuals, people with chronic pain, and those with complicated family lives.

  • Small Business

    We're not some nameless, faceless international capitalist corporate conglomerate sucking the soul out of the world.

    We're a group of five kick-ass people who give a damn about you and our clients.

    You can find our 700 sqft alchemist cave in downtown Ypsilanti, Michigan. We mix, pack, and ship all under one roof, with no third-party drop shipping from the middle of the Gobi Desert just to save a few bucks.

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#3 We make Good Shit!

  • We're proud to say that our products are entirely free of any nasty business...

    We're proud to say that our products are entirely free of any nasty business.We make clean, simple, and totally awesome products that are "the shit" without being made of it. Are products are free of: Alcohols, Parabens, Formaldehydes, Animal Byproducts, Gluten, Fillers, Stabilizers, Thickeners, & Phthalates.

  • You're not going to find 50 unpronounceable chemicals in our products.

    We keep it simple and minimal, focusing on healthy compounds that have the highest impact. Checkout each of our product pages to get the snitch and review how these products work in the wild.

  • While we currently use single-use plastics…

    We're doing our best to cut out any waste in the manufacturing process and pursue sustainable packaging. 

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#3B The Good Shit!

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Affiliate programme

The Butters wants to support your life and goals. The best way is with cold hard cash! We offer multiple affiliate programs to earn our generous commissions payments of up to 45%!

Apply now

Partnership opportunities

  • Affiliate marketing
  • Gifting
  • Discount codes
  • Campaigns
  • Content creation
  • Usage rights
  • Additional opportunities

Talk to A Human

Talk with our Affiliate Kingpin Spencer answer any of those lingering questions you might have.
We make small batch hygiene products and personal Lubricants that are 100% vegan and 100% Bullshit Free.

Cell: 810.775.9299

Email: Spencer@getthebutters.com

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