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Ingredients You Can Trust
Organic Yellow Shea Butter, Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Olive Oil, Aloe Vera, Apple Cider Vinegar (for pH stability), Vitamin E, Kosher Salt (for preservation), Potassium Sorbate, Potassium Metabisulfite
100% Vegan Edible-safe for oral sex Gluten-free
How to Use
Apply liberally wherever you want extra glide, moisture, or comfort. Perfect for vaginal, anal, and oral sex. Great for solo or partnered play. Light enough for daily moisture, rich enough for long sessions. Temperature tip: Keep below 80°F for ideal texture. Melts luxuriously upon touch.
Toy & Condom Compatibility
This applies to all oil-based lubricants, not just ours. #EDUCATIONFIRST
✅Safe with:
Silicone Glass Wood Ceramic Leather PVC Sil-a-gel Lambskin Polyurethane
⚠️Not compatible with:
Latex TPE Cyberskin Jelly Rubber ABS Polyisoprene Other porous materials
Benefits for Sensitive Bodies
Gentle, non-irritating formula Supports soft, supple vaginal tissue Helps reduce dryness and discomfort during sex Ideal for menopause, postpartum, and sensitive skin Enhances your natural lubrication for smoother intimacy
Beyond the Bedroom
Massage lotion – hydrating, silky, and tension-relieving Leather and wood care – protects, restores, and conditions Hair, skin, and nails – deep hydration from head to toe Shaving lubricant – prevents irritation and leaves skin smooth
Cruelty-Free & Human-Tested
We only test on willing humans—except for that one time Porkchop the dog stole an entire jar. He’s fine. My friend’s date night? Not so much.
FAQ
Is Aloe X Shea edible? Yes—edible-safe for oral sex. It’s not meant to be eaten as food.
Does it help with dryness? Yes. It creates long-lasting glide while nourishing sensitive vaginal tissue.
Is it safe for daily moisture? Absolutely. Many users apply a small amount for all-day comfort.
Will it stain sheets? Like all oil-based products, it may. Use a towel for extra caution.
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