New Payment, Shipping, Delivery, & Pick Up Options + COVID Resources

Photo Above: I hope your day is as good as mine :)

We’ll start with the COVID stuff since that’s most important. Things are moving fast with all this money stuff and you do not want to get caught behind when we run out of money. So, I’ve been keeping myself up to date daily via ClearValue Tax on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCigUBIf-zt_DA6xyOQtq2WA

He’s super clear, concise and accurately displays the level of exasperation you should be feeling with this whole thing. I always leave feeling informed and slightly annoyed, which is a great improvement over lost and totally frustrated.

huge shipping updates!

1.       We'll be shipping daily! Basically, every store on the planet is behind due to COVID. But you may recall when I said we were prepared, I wasn't joking. We're here for y'all. Everything may be shut down, but life still goes on. You need your self-care tools. You need your fun. You need your Butters and you'll be getting them faster than ever!

2.       Introducing: LOCAL DELIVERY! Our local pick up partner is gonna be closed for the foreseeable future and I would genuinely like to keep you in your house as much as possible. So, if you live in the zip codes 48197, 48198, 48108, 48190, you can get Butters delivered to your door within 48hrs for just $4, same day for $10 or 1-4hr for just $15. Yes, that includes those late-night lube orders. Text 734-221-0250 to make sure we'll arrive on time.

3.       PICK UP Changes. Obvi Brick & Mortar is gonna be closed for the foreseeable future, since it's a gift shop. So, I've switched back to home pickups with a scheduling system to make the whole thing flow a lot better! 

We're always fast but at this point we're faster than Amazon and all the other big boys. Spread the word. Help people get what they need quicker and make sure my new production assistant Jennifer has work (with proper precautions) through this mess! 

New payment options!

PayPal is no longer the only checkout method on the website. Some magical change has brought Stripe back into our lives and it couldn't’ve come at a better time.

Lastly, today in Ypsi we had a truly horrific snowstorm. Within 1 hour of it being over, I saw this:

I, too, and you probably as well, could use a beer.

I look forward to more weirdness on my regular trips delivering your Butters.